#No Septiplier please

[rockinrobin05]

Just in case anyone was wondering, practice does, in fact, make your art better. Who knew?

(Top image 2023, bottom image 2017-2018ish)

[ashtonisvibing]

i didn't know that septiplier shippers still existed

but i just saw a mood board for it

and now i'm screaming crying throwing up on the inside

[romanticfistfightz]

complete shot in the dark but im losing my mind . was anyone in this club into septiplier in like 2015-18. bc i SWEAR there was a smut edit on youtube to this song but its been deleted and i just wanna know if anyone knows what im tlaking about

[fangirlanxiety74]

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

It's just, HHH, celebrity crushes are one thing but also idk it's. 😭 Maybe I'm just not used to seeing people with celebrity crushes so up close and now that I'm seeing it I'm like "Uhh!!!"

Idk man it's super weird to me too though :')

Some people in this fandom really frighten me, specially the way they view Harlan Ellison. I mean. Yes, sure, he was an attractive man, but he wasn’t a fictional character. He was a real person who lived and died not terribly long ago.

[kittysauce]

lawlight septiplier au thanks

can you please leave me alone

[mcytblr-archive]

Early MCYTblr Interviews: Anonymous

our interviewee today is the anonymous author of the "SBI Crit Post". he's asked to both remain anonymous and not to be sought out; he's been incredibly helpful and polite through this entire interview process, and i would ask you all to leave any residual feelings you may have from that time at the door. If you think you remember who posted it, please keep it to yourself. that said, let's begin!

Q: Before we begin talking about the ‘Crit Post’, I’d love to hear what your experience of MCYTblr was like before it was posted. Do you have any standout memories from this time?

A: Not particularly. There's some things that I guess looking back on nowadays is kind of wild, like how in the groups I was running in, shipping of any kind that wasn't DNF was super frowned upon (as in, I trigger tagged for IRL shipping)…but truthing wasn't really? Or, how back then the lines between 'critblr' and main mcytblr were super fuzzy. I hung out with both groups before the Crit Post to no issue. Oh!!! And this is a wonderful piece of MCYTblr lore that you may not know, but when I posted the Crit Post, I was apart of a MCYT art exchange themed after MCC called MC Creatives. I think it only happened once, and I can't exactly remember who ran it. They were a really nice DNF (? or just DTeam) blogger. I think it's cool to see that even back then the community was pretty tight knit and had overarching community activities like we see today. It's interesting to me that our fandom has missed out on some of the more important parts to being a fandom… not many big bangs, only one or two that I know of. It's very sad, but we are a weird fandom in general, and definitely a Modern Fandom, if you understand what I mean by that LOL. There is one memory that does stick out, completely irrelevant to this interview though. The fake Dreambur meetup. I pulled an all nighter for it. I was shaking. I drew fanart (though never posted it). Everyone was hysterical. And then it was faked and everyone went WHAT.

Q: As you let me know in your dms, you were the user who made the original “SBI Crit Post”. Would you mind giving a quick rundown of what it was exactly, for anyone who may not know?

A: I would, but frankly I barely remember anything about it. It was like… I saw someone being like "weird that we aren't as critical of SBI as we are of DT" and I thought, "Well, I can probably try?" and made shit up. It was nonsense. I can't even remember what I said about Philza. The points against the others were "Tommy is too young to be in this business" "Wilbur queerbaits" and… "Technoblade needs to be less honest about his ADHD he's glorifying it" or something like that. Again, it was nonsense at its best.

Q: What was your reasoning at the time for making the post? Did the overall culture around you play a part in it?

A: Here's the part no one knows: At the time of posting, I was 13 by maybe… one, two, or three weeks. And I'd spent almost the entirety of my time as a 12 year old in a community that was like "we need to be Critical of our Favorite Creators because this is Righteous and the Only Good Way To Engage With MCYT" and I was like "Everyone here is older than me and therefore endlessly smarter than me," and therefore just accepted it. You can see it very clearly in the part that was "critical" of Wilbur Soot. He was queerbaiting for what? Acting like he wanted to kiss men? Dressing nice? Ridiculous! But if we called Dream a queerbaiter (and never GNF, because everyone was convinced he was gay), then I thought surely Wilbur Soot could also be a queerbaiter! This made total sense to baby 13 year old me. It's not fair to really call that indoctrination: it's not like I was falling down an alt-right pipeline or anything. I was just a stupid kid with too much internet access who liked minecraft and knew nothing about like Dan & Phil or Septiplier (kind of thing that would make me suspicious of this activity--especially truthing). I thought I was fufilling some honor by saying "and yes, my favorite minecraft boys aren't without fault either!" The people that stayed friends with me after that… some of them were my closest normal non-Critblr friends, who refused to abandon me (shout out to you guys you know who you are), and the rest were the people in Critblr who were… okay with my behavior.

Q: I understand that the backlash to the post was very intense– what was it like from your perspective? Did it have any affect on you?

A: Lots. Lots and lots and lots. I lost a bunch of my close friends who weren't okay with what I'd said or how I'd doubled down, and it really messed with me as a kid in the middle of quarantine. There were times where I genuinely considered hurting myself irreperably as either a way to "apologize for what I had done" or just a way to stop worrying that everyone I knew was going to block me one day. Those feelings lasted for a long time, I still struggle with them to this day, over three years later (? I think). And I was kind of lead to believe that was an okay response. I recieved asks the night that it all went down where I was told I should hurt myself. Of course my own behavior wasn't cool, but neither was that. I know there was a post out there by a popular (at the time?) Technoblade blogger that detailed the faults in that post, but I never read it. All I knew about it was that people saw it, and harassed me because they saw it, and that the OP of that post hated me. It got to the point that seeing that blogger's URL caused me to have panic attacks, a ridiculous thing because that blogger as far as I know never actually did anything wrong. I don't know. Every once in awhile, someone in the server I'm in (hi some of you are definitely reading this :3 i love you guys) will bring up the post in passing and I'll have to mute the channel for 24 hours because I'm scared. Or even when we're discussing normal drama, if something feels too close to the Crit Post, or like it might come up, I'll get shaky and nauseous and have to mute the channel for 24 hours. It's weird, the shit being told to kill yourself because you did something dumb as a 13 year old can do to you.

Q: As a follow-up: What, if anything, do you wish had happened instead?

A: I don't know really. I guess the obvious answer is "I didn't make the post" or "I didn't double down", but I think the real answer has to be that I wish the community I was in hadn't taught me that what I was doing was an okay move.

Q: Do you have anything else to add about the Crit Post, MCYTblr, or the community as a whole?

A: Not really. I "retired" from MCYTBlr in I think 2022, but kept a passing interest in it for a long time, and I'm still active in a discord (hi again) comprised entirely of fans and retired fans. I loved MCYT, and in some ways, I still do. When I'm sad, I put on old Technoblade videos. When I'm really sad, I put on old Purpled videos. These things are my comforts, things that I haven't ever been able to give up. And that's good! Even if I don't talk about MCYT anymore, I'm glad it's there for me.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Masterlist/Intro + DNIs

Hello, my name is Andrew! I'm ftm and use he/him pronouns. My favorite colour is red and my favorite youtubers are Markiplier & Jacksepticeye! You can see which characters I write for and their respective tags underneath my fandom list! Please don't ask me for money or advertise things in my inbox as I don't have any money.

Wattpad: Jacksepticeye-simp

AO3: jacksepticeyesimp

Side blogs: @antisepticeye-simp @mostdefinetlyjackieboyman @pigeon-detector @divine-ceo

Green = Will do/Interact/No TWs

Yellow/Orange = May not do/Thin ice/Very light TWs

Red: Will not do/Do not Interact/Very sensitive TWs/Dead dove

I will do:

Drawings (See 'Will not do' for more details)

Smut (See 'Will not do' for more details)

Ships (See 'Will not do' for more details)

Markiplier egos

RP (See 'Will not do' for more details)

Jacksepticeye egos

Yandere stuff

Polyamory stuff

X reader stories

Enemies to lovers

Female Readers

Gender Neutral Readers

Transgender Readers

AFAB/AMAB readers

Male Readers

Semi spicy/suggestive stuff (See 'Will not do' for more details)

Interact:

Markiplier fans

Jacksepticeye fans

BATIM fans

FNAF fans

LGBTQ+ and/or allies

Crankgameplays fans

Gacha community

Amyplier lovers (Mark x Amy)

Cat lovers

I might do:

Crankgameplays egos (I don't know much about his egos but I'll do my best to research about them)

Thin Ice:

MHA fans

Harry Potter fans

Will NOT do under any circumstance:

Incest

Porn (I'm a minor, I don't think I should be drawing that stuff)

Youtuber ships (Septiplier, crankiplier, whatever. Shipping real people is weird as fuck unless they're okay with it or are actually dating.)

Pedophilia

Romantic/Romance RPs (Unless its a very specific ship)

Explicit RPs

Private DM RPs (Personal pref to do rp through asks and reblogs)

Student x Teacher

Rape

Non-con

Watersports

Scat

Heavy pet play

Parent kinks

Heavy breeding kink

Dub-con

Abuse of any kind

DNI:

Religious people

Septiplier/Crankiplier shippers

Cat haters

People who like shotacons/lolicons

Proshippers

Racists

Homophobes

Transphobes

JK Rowling supporters/defenders

FANDOMS:

My tag list

(Some of this might be dead dove, be aware)

Markiplier egos:

Googleplier (#bluevoltage):

Beautiful (Yandere Googeplier x Gender Neutral reader || TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT/ IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)

Perfection (Part 2 of 'Beautiful' || TW: {DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT?}|| IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)

Murdock (#serotoninslasher):

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Wilford Warfstache:

Confession (Wilford Warfstache x GN! Reader || TWs: None)

Illinois Jones (#headstronghunk):

Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire, PROLOUGE

Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire, Part 1

Heist! Mark:

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Mayor Damien (#mysteriousmayor):

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Darkiplier (suiteshadow):

Vulnerable (Darkiplier x Female Reader || TWs: None)

Behind the door (Darkiplier x reader || TW: Petrification)

Welcome Home, PROLOGUE (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 1 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 2 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 3 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 5 (Darkiplier x reader)

Welcome Home, Part 4 (Darkiplier x reader|| TW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT / IMPLIED DRUGGING)

Welcome home, Part 6 (Darkiplier x reader||TW: MURDER/IMPLIED LIGHT VIOLENCE)

Pains (Werewolf! Darkiplier x GN! reader || TWs: None)

Gratitude (Jackieboy Man x Reader x Darkiplier) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||

Date night (Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye || Polyamorous || TWs: Very light fighting between Dark and Anti, mentions of blood)

Head Engineer Mark (headheartthrob):

Confident (Head Engineer Mark x reader || TWs: Implied spicyness? || Completely SFW ||)

Yancy (#musicaljailbird):

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Annus:

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Bingiplier:

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The God of Night:

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The Necromancer:

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Septic Egos

Antisepticeye (#moldingmalware):

Panic Attack (Antisepticeye x reader || Platonic || TWs: Panic attack/ mentions of arguing)

Date night (Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye || Polyamorous || TWs: Very light fighting between Dark and Anti, mentions of blood)

Jameson Jackson (mutedmuse):

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Chase Brody:

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Shawn Flynn:

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Jackieboyman:

Gratitude (Jackieboy Man x Reader x Darkiplier) || Part 1 || TWs: None ||

Marvin the magnificent:

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Robbie the zombie:

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Henrik Von Schneeplestein:

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Ethan Nestor's' egos

Blank gameplays:

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Unus:

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Mad Mike:

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I think that should be it for characters. I'll add more to this in the future.

[youling-the-ghost]

Thank god there wasn't any actual smut in the fic but yeah NUMBER ONE RULE OF RPF SHIPPING Y'ALL!!!

I don't check up on the theorist fandom for a couple weeks and apparently both Tom and his wife read the Santom mpreg fanfiction??? And apparently the official Team Theorist twitter account made a tweet about their ship name??? I clearly missed a few chapters here 😭

[the-pit-of-endless-despair]

Markiplier comes to a crossroads in the country in the middle of the night. He buries a sack of ungodly things on the corner, in front of an inexplicably well-maintained flower bed.

A man appears in the corner, the Devil of YouTube. “Hello Markiplier.”

“How do you know my name?”

“You’re Markiplier, you make the stankiest ‘dank gamer vids’ anyone’s ever known. You have the world at your fingertips, what do I have to offer you?”

“I’m sick of being childless. I’ve been trying with Jacksepticeye for years and I’m just not getting pregnant. Please let me have my child and raise they/them as my own.”

“Sure, you just have to offer me… your first born son!! Hahhaha!!”

“Okay, if it’s not a girl we’ll do like a Reverse China kinda thing.”

“Markiplier you rascal! You don’t care WHAT the ‘PC Liberal Soy Betas’ say! You’re IMMUNE to cancel culture!”

Markiplier had his child 9 months later. They named him Albus Dumbledore Septiplier and they lived happily ever after 9 months later when a baby of the correct gender was born. The end!

[twinksepticeye]

📌 pinned .ᐟ

jack , he/shout/pup — taken by ❤️

introj/fictive + bipolar hldr & mood booster!!

dni / byf ￬ @queerpdsys 4 my system’s blog!

cartoonjunkie septiplier art introject, source detaching at my own pace & in my own way.

i do not support/agree with my source in any way. it is my personal belief that a pfp does not give functional support (especially to a no-longer running/existing media), and as you can see; it is not septiplier art, merely just art of jacksepticeye

my boyfriend occasionally posts on this blog under #mark takeover.

yes i’m dating a mark introject also from cj’s art in sys, you do not know me, please do not pry into our relationship. i would hope a septiplier anti would understand the concept of don’t assume/pry/attack the relationship of two people you don’t know.

just in case ur curious, i do not go by seán. my name is jack, but if you see mark calling me seán on his posts, pay no mind to it. he has permission

no i won’t tag for septiplier or rpf (no ones asked this i’m just saying ahead of time. if you don’t want to see me exist, block me)

cartoonjunkie dni /silly

[leitmotif]

does anyone have that picture of someone finding a septiplier painting in a goodwill. please i need it

[theyaoiparable]

this is going to be insane but i desperately need this person to finish their abandoned ‘adopted by septiplier’ fanfic not bcus i give a fuck abt septiplier but bcus if i dont find out what happens to this main cast of ocs i’ll fucking die. @ bubblysepticeye if youre still out there please you have to tell me

[renoloid372]

I'm not brave enough to reblog your septiplier redraw but please know that it was the first thing I woke up to at 11:53 this morning and the recoil was so great I got a little lightheaded

grow some balls.

[yetanotherrpfinder]

I am returning in the search for RP partners. I'm still seeking more youtuber RPF, and looking for moderately literate partners for discord. I require some level of nsfw at some point, and I do really love darker themes. I'm 25+, just please be an adult.

I want to play Jacksepticeye or Ethan Nestor (or maybe Markiplier) against the same group. (If you want to play a poly relationship with them all, I'll GLADLY play two of them.)

I am fine with just normal world stuff, or throwing them into some crazy AU. DM (preferably) or like this post please!

DM @septiplier-boi if interested!

[findingroleplays]

I'm looking for more partners for Septiplier (the Youtubers)! I play Jacksepticeye and I am looking for a Markiplier. I am 25+, and would prefer if you were 20+. I only use discord. I enjoy nsfw and have few limits, but it can stay pretty boring and not crazy in terms of stuff like that if you prefer. If interested, please message me! I will try to watch for anyone that likes the post as well, but messages are best.

I have been ghosted twice, so please don't message me about RPing unless you actually want to RP!

[tableperson]

Can we agree that if they are aware of it and make it known they are uncomfortable with it, or that they are a minor, that there shouldnt be rpf of them, right? Light, broadly it’s harmless, but with common sense limitations like all fanfiction, as well as a reality check to make sure that it doesn’t spill into the actual person’s life beyond maybe memes.

We all know what happened to Septiplier. With irl people, keep it away from them, do not tag them, make sure to label it appropriately, and don’t be a creep or asshole who writes nasty nsfw stuff (gore and such included) of them, especially not of minors or those who ask the fanbase to stop. If they set a boundary and you break it, you are not their fan, you are just an asshole.

Just making sure we’re all on the same page.

If you disagree with this take, genuinely please block me.